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One (1) High Five From Glenn.
Upon purchase, present your receipt to Glenn and receive a premium, veteran-founded, Hawaii-developed palm-to-palm impact—personally delivered by the inventor himself.
No batteries. No charging. No independent air supply required.
High five may include:
An enthusiastic “HELL YEAH!”
Uncomfortably powerful eye contact
A brief explanation of Da Zappah
Residual beard-based confidence
The sudden urge to purchase scuba equipment
Valid only while Glenn is physically present, awake and in a high-five-compatible mood. Nontransferable. No cash value. Absolutely no refunds once palm contact has occurred.
Beard not included. Patent pending-ish.
One (1) High Five From Glenn.
Upon purchase, present your receipt to Glenn and receive a premium, veteran-founded, Hawaii-developed palm-to-palm impact—personally delivered by the inventor himself.
No batteries. No charging. No independent air supply required.
High five may include:
An enthusiastic “HELL YEAH!”
Uncomfortably powerful eye contact
A brief explanation of Da Zappah
Residual beard-based confidence
The sudden urge to purchase scuba equipment
Valid only while Glenn is physically present, awake and in a high-five-compatible mood. Nontransferable. No cash value. Absolutely no refunds once palm contact has occurred.
Beard not included. Patent pending-ish.